DOLPHIN/SHARK

People Who Promised to Injure Jack White for Not Showing Up:

• Wanda Jackson
• Loretta Lynn

Acts Who Played New Songs:

• Wavves (1)
• Best Coast (2)
• The Drums (2)
• Sharon Van Etten (2)
• Lil Wayne (1)

Cover Songs (In Order of Radness):

1. Loretta Lynn - “Crazy” / “Walking After Midnight” / “She’s Got You” (Patsy Cline)
2. Best Coast - “Fist City” (Loretta Lynn)
3. Wanda Jackson - “Heartbreak Hotel” (Elvis Presley) / “I’m No Good” (Amy Winehouse)
4. The Sword - “Cheap Sunglasses” (ZZ Top)
5. Wavves - 10 Seconds of “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (Aerosmith)
6. Portugal. The Man - “La Bamba” (Ritchie Valens)

 Best Quotes:

• “I used to live in Murfreesboro, and I’m not ashamed.” - Sharon Van Etten
• “It’s so dusty that whenever I try to get a drink of water it comes out mud.” - Wanda Jackson
• “Wait, why is Danny Glover here?” - Too Many People
• “Lil Wayne AND Loretta Lynn!” - Everyone
• “Me and my brother grew up in Texas. We’ve missed the humidity.” -Win Butler

Amount of Time It Took Me To Get From My Campsite Into Bonnaroo Central:

• One and a half fucking hours

What Children I Met Thought of Lil Wayne’s Set:

• “Lil Wayne tore it down.” - Cody, age 8
• “He was good.” - Kayla, age 6

Most Un-Fuck-With-Able Encore Ever

• Arcade Fire - “Wake Up” + “Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)

Young Money Artists Lil Wayne Brought Out:

• Lil Twist
• Mack Maine
• Jae Millz
• Shanell

How Many Hours Late Bootsy Collins Was:

• 1

Theremins:

• 1 (Kylesa)

Bikinis Fashioned Out of Bandanas and Worn By Bearded Men:

• 2

People Who Publicly Professed Their Belief in Jesus:

• Lil Wayne
• Loretta Lynn
• The guy preaching on top of a milk crate in the campsite.

-TWG

twentyfourbit:

Arcade Fire made their triumphant return to the Saturday Night Live stage tonight, performing “We Used to Wait” and “Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)” off The Suburbs, in addition to being Andy Samberg’s backup band for a digital short about the winners of a college Model U.N. competition preaching to an indifferent United Nations live on MSNBC. While the skit was comically disappointing (sorry, Mr. Newsom), the band rocked the music segments (as they’re wont to do). Watch all 3 videos below via Audio Perv:

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Nice nice.

(I’m 80% sure that Nick Zinner of Yeah Yeah Yeahs is a co-conspirator and 100% sure that Owen Pallett is involved.)

-TWG