The schedule for the rest of the week
Monday:
- Death Grips releases a new album by leaking it to file-sharing sites
- Godspeed You! Black Emperor releases a new album by selling them unannounced at their current tour dates
Tuesday
- My Bloody Valentine releases a new album free with purchase of a copy of that day’s USA Today
- Boards of Canada releases a new album for free download on DatPiff
Wednesday
- Outkast releases a new album via stands set up in the lobby of your apartment building
- Portishead releases a new album by throwing thousands of copies out of a hot air balloon with little parachutes tied to them
Thursday
- Aphex Twin releases a new album by playing it on giant satillite speakers that everyone on Earth can hear
- The Avalanches beam a new album directly into your consciousness
Friday
- Jeff Mangum climbs in your kitchen window and wakes you up by playing a full album’s worth of new material then sets both you and himself on fire so that you and only you will hear it
- The second coming of Jesus occurs
