impossiblyblack:

OH, YKNOW. JUST THE MOST FUCKING AMAZING THING EVER.

Usher was more impressive than the Black Eyed Peas in only a fraction of the time.
Hey, Super Bowl executives, why couldn’t we have a show that consisted of “Confessions Part II,” “OMG,” “Love In This Club,” “U Got It Bad,” “Burn,” “Yeah!” and “U Remind Me?”
Then, ideally, R Kelly would come out and they would duet on “Same Girl” before launching into a ridiculous version of “Ignition (Remix).”
That would have been the best thing ever, as opposed to the actual show which was (as I said earlier) the worst thing ever.
-TWG

impossiblyblack:

OH, YKNOW. JUST THE MOST FUCKING AMAZING THING EVER.

Usher was more impressive than the Black Eyed Peas in only a fraction of the time.

Hey, Super Bowl executives, why couldn’t we have a show that consisted of “Confessions Part II,” “OMG,” “Love In This Club,” “U Got It Bad,” “Burn,” “Yeah!” and “U Remind Me?”

Then, ideally, R Kelly would come out and they would duet on “Same Girl” before launching into a ridiculous version of “Ignition (Remix).”

That would have been the best thing ever, as opposed to the actual show which was (as I said earlier) the worst thing ever.

-TWG

Ways In Which The Black Eyed Peas Halftime Performance Was The Worst Thing Ever

  • The sound was apparently mixed by a drunken macaque.
  • The “V” in their stage malfunctioned and altered the message from “LOVE” to “LOI’E”
  • They were apparently supported by the people from Daft Bodies.
  • Charlie Batch was not involved.
  • Slash’s rhinestone encrusted top hat.
  • Fergie’s vocal style has devolved into “Violently Self-Indulgent Bleating.”
  • "SUPER BOWL FORTY-FIVE!!!" - Every one of them, all the time.
  • Will.I.Am apparently went to the future and went to the Cool Hat Store and spent all of his credits on the very Coolest of their hats.
  • All of the live trumpeters and drummers that weren’t picked up by the microphones at all.
  • It managed to somehow seem both overwrought and under-rehearsed.